Random Fangirl Blurbs

asynca:

karissaeb:

myresin:

flowury:

flowury:

I want to do adult things with you

*whispers* taxes

*moans* pay the mortgage

*breathes* go make sure we turned off all the lights, our utility bill was fucking $300 this month

*leans up to your ear and whispers* I want to talk finance with you… tell me everywhere you want to invest your 401k… tell me how much you want to put there… tell me how long you want to leave it there………

daricemoore:

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absedarian:

'Regiiina' 'Keep your hands to yourself Miss Swan. Magic only.', Slowly Regina’s hand slid beneath the hem of her dress pushing up the fabric as it went, 'Perhaps you aren't utterly hopeless after a-' Regina groaned as her hand pushed lace aside, two fingers thrusting in with sudden almost brutal intent ‘Quiet Regina. I’m making magic.’, (via gigi2690)
Queerbaiting is the silent killer in our televisions. Please, make sure your favorite shows get tested early and often. In the first stages of queerbaiting, the disease is regularly mistaken for actual representation and the start of a romantic arc. Symptoms include lingering physical contact, intense gazes, vague but seemingly meaningful confessions and innuendo-filled dialogue. One of the most prevalent symptoms is referred to by the medical community as “eye sex,” with hundreds of cases on record. So far, the only cure for queerbaiting seems to be not engaging with the show itself, but the more time that passes, the deeper the investment and thus the more difficult the treatment.
tehnakki:

nerdiosity:

superwolfavengewholock:

It’s a fucking Nick Furry cosplay cat.

I tried to scroll past it.

hahahahah. yes.

tehnakki:

nerdiosity:

superwolfavengewholock:

It’s a fucking Nick Furry cosplay cat.

I tried to scroll past it.

hahahahah. yes.

iamthekingofsassgard:

rockcitywankers:

therealmrsdraper:

honiedtree:

salamandertoast:

tomhiddlestunned:

Avengers edition Converse

oh my god I need those Cap shoes

I need all of these. Please, god, I’ll start caring about you if you give me these!

i kind of really need the captain america and black widow ones. like, yesterday.

The Hawkeye ones are mine!

i have a need