Random Fangirl Blurbs
mynameisme91:

ATTENTION FANGIRLS! THIS HAPPENED!

mynameisme91:

ATTENTION FANGIRLS! THIS HAPPENED!

gainesm:

mynameisme91:

gainesm:

vagian:

I love those people you can joke around with and have so much fun with and then have a deep conversation with and it’s not weird at all

Nah. It’s definitely weird. :p

In response I will simply direct your attention to the last photo in those search results.

Return of The Tagging: In 3 Parts
Rule 1: always post the rules

Rule 2: answer the questions the person who tagged you wrote and write 11 new ones
Rule 3: tag 11 people and link them to the post 
Rule 4: actually tell them you tagged them.

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Tags Part One: Questions from gainesm
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1. If you owned 1,000 acres what would you do with the property?

It would depend on where the property was. If it was 1,000 acre tropical island or a pretty mountaintop property I would create sweet vacay retreat. If it was swampland or some remote parcel in the Arctic, maybe look into selling the mineral rights?

2. Coffee, tea, or soda?

Coffee. Forever Coffee. Always Coffee. This answer would be — coffee.

3. What’s the most embarrassing thing that happened to you in the last 12 months?

Can’t really think of anything for this one. It really takes a lot to embarrass me. It’s kinda my superpower…

4. What’s your favorite outdoor activity (non-sexual)?

Walking my dog. 

5. What’s your favorite indoor activity (non-sexual)?

Just relaxing around the house, watching TV, scrolling through Tumblr and Twitter, chatting with friends on Skype. I’m so very much a homebody.

6. How old were you when you realized you were capable of love?

Pretty young. I would say the earliest I remember is maybe around 3?

7. How would you define hope?

Buying a lottery ticket every time it tops $400 million, even though as a statistician I have a realistic understanding of how greatly the odds are stacked against me.

8. Do you ever buy lottery tickets?  

See #7 ;)

9. If you ever won a big lottery prize (or received a large inheritance) what would you do with the money?

Oh god, I have a whole game plan. I would first see a lawyer, set up a blind trust, disappear for a year, traveling and visiting friends and whatnot, buying small apartments in all the awesome cities around the world and spend time through the year in each. I would also set some sort of lesbo-woman centric charitable trust.

10. Dream car?

One that runs consistently, gets great gas mileage , requires very little maintenance and is completely paid off.

11. What item do you want most for your Zombie Apocalypse Kit?

Really good toilet paper. Or an Uzi.

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Tags Part Deux: Questions from Mynameisme91

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1. You have a piece of plywood, a hammer, 4 nails, some rope, and a bag of chocolate . What would you build as a birthday gift for me?

A hanging table littered with chocolates?

2. If you could win any award, what would it be?

The lottery when it’s over $400 million

3.What is your favourite scent to wake up to?

The smell of freshly brewed coffee and a snuggly lover.

4. Would you prefer a hammock or a lawn chair to be your one piece of furniture on a deserted island?

A hammock would definitely be more practical, but I get motion sick very easily, so gonna have to go with lawn chair.

5. If you could go back to school and study any degree for free, would you go? And if so, what would you choose?

I kinda already have more degrees that I can shake a stick at, so maybe just something a bit more recreational, like learning to make stained glass, or glass blowing…

6. Do you use a watch to tell time, or do you just use your phone?

Both. I always wear a watch, mostly out of habit, but I find myself using my phone to check the time more and more often…

7.There’s a library with a friend trapped inside and it’s on fire, but there is also a bomb in a warehouse that is about to explode with 2 colleagues and your significant other inside. You can fix one situation. Which do you choose?

Astrolabe, baby!!!

8.When it’s raining do you prefer to wear closed in shoes or flip flops?

Closed. Preferable boots. Toasty warm boots.

9. What would you chose to use as a method of transportation to get across a desert?

A horse with no name…

10.You’re in an old house and you hear scratching and creaking coming from the attic…do you investigate the cause of the noise?

Oh hell’s no!! I’ve seen the horror films. It never ends well for the idiots that check.

11.You get to wish one thing for someone else. What would it be and who would it be for?

For my sweet girl to always be happy, healthy and secure.

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Tags Part Trois: Questions from ThatEmilyKid

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1) I give you a box. what do you hope is inside?

Something sweet and thoughtful that you’ve made for me.

2) Can you fit more than 4 marshmallows in your mouth at once?

Easily, unless they’re those extreme jumbos then I’m not certain…

3) are you in love?

Oh yes, very much so…

4) What is the first thing you think of in the morning?  

My sweet girl

5) Do you approve of the current weather? 

Hell’s No!! It’s in the teens right now and my pool is frozen to the point where my dog could ice skate on it. What part of SOUTH Carolina don’t TPTB understand !?

6) Propose, or be proposed to?

Well, I did the proposing the last time, so I think it’s someone else’s turn the next time…

7) College football or NFL?

College ball. It’s is so much more fun than NFL.

8) True or False - If I can walk to the kitchen, You don’t deserve a sandwich…

So very true. If you can get outta bed, then I haven’t really done my job now have I?

9) Monogramming, yes or no?

Monogram yes.

10) What is the last thing you think of before going to sleep? 

Your sweet face.

11) Have you done something today that was just for you?

Yeppers. My Tuesday workout.

So very proud of you!! I just realised that you have been sober longer than I have been alive. You are amazing.

#As if I wasn't already having trouble functioning today... (<- what ever could you be referring to my dear?)

allmykindsofthings:


Madam Cora runs a brothel.
Regina, the top girl, is in love with Emma- who is completely oblivious. Meanwhile, Mary Margaret who had promised herself not to go looking for love, is now trapped between two: a mysterious customer, who she finds to be very Charming and her room mate, Belle. Ruby, a very wolfish girl, has run away from home and straight into Cora’s arms.

allmykindsofthings:

Madam Cora runs a brothel.

Regina, the top girl, is in love with Emma- who is completely oblivious. Meanwhile, Mary Margaret who had promised herself not to go looking for love, is now trapped between two: a mysterious customer, who she finds to be very Charming and her room mate, Belle. Ruby, a very wolfish girl, has run away from home and straight into Cora’s arms.

So That’s What Glitter Poofing Unicorns Are Made Of

mynameisme91:

kwieduwilt:

karnayyy:

are you made of copper and tellurium? because you are

Hmmm, if you add a dash of neon and and a touch of yttrium, and I do believe I’ve discovered what glitter poofing unicorns are really made of… ;D

#Mynameisme91 #and here I thought it would be something sweet #like sugar and spice #but apparently #you’re all metallic and gassy